Vinish Garg

Technical Writer. Published Author. http://www.vhite.com

Happy Diwali 2010

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My Wishes for a Safe Diwali 2010. Here are some pointers when you plan to use firecrackers…

  • Programmers -> Use relevant comments frequently.
  • QA/Testers -> Don’t try to *test* crackers.
  • Writers -> Use appropriate *space*.
  • UI designers -> Be cautious while using *flyers*
  • Managers and supervisors -> *Timely and low pitch* instructions will work better.
  • Agents (Insurance, real estate, matrimony, mortgage, recruitment) -> Avoid rockets and prefer ground crackers.
  • Students -> Remember that there are no mid-term crackers.

Readers, help me add to this list. (Housewifes, painters, architects…)

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Written by Vinish Garg

November 4, 2010 at 10:18 am

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